Meet the Pomeranian Decal — the fluffiest threat you'll ever slap on a surface.
This ain't your grandma's purse pup. This is a puffball with a vengeance and a permanent scowl that says, “I lift weights and I bite ankles.” With a glare that could melt steel and a coat that screams “tactical floof,” this decal is here to make every object you own 800% more intimidating.
Perfect for cars, water bottles, laptops, or anywhere that could use a little more bark and bite (mostly bark). Don’t let the fur fool you — this dog looks like it runs a motorcycle club for toy breeds and settles beefs at the dog park. It’s got the body of a tennis ball and the soul of an old-school action hero.
Crafted from tough, weatherproof vinyl that won’t flinch in rain, snow, or passive-aggressive HOA memos. This little beast has resting bark face and zero tolerance for nonsense. It doesn’t shed — it intimidates fibers off weaker dogs.
Ideal for Pomeranian lovers, chaos gremlins, and anyone who’s ever said, “He’s not mean, he’s just misunderstood and aggressively small.” Apply with confidence. Peel with power. Let the world know that under all that fluff is a heart forged in fire and squeaky toys.
