Presenting the Poodle Decal — because basic surfaces don’t deserve this level of fabulous.
This isn’t just a sticker — it’s a full-blown style icon with a PhD in outshining everyone. With a stare that says “I read French poetry and judge your outfit,” this decal brings poise, puff, and passive-aggressive glamour wherever it sticks. Whether you’re team standard, miniature, or toy — this floof means business.
Printed on premium, weatherproof vinyl with more refinement than your average brunch spot, it’s designed to handle rain, drama, and unsolicited compliments. Poodles don’t walk — they glide. They don’t bark — they speak volumes without words.
This decal says, “Yes, I do know I look expensive.” And also, “I’m smarter than your boyfriend.” Perfect for laptop lids, water bottles, or the back window of your car, where it can silently tell other drivers to do better.
Ideal for poodle lovers, style gods, and anyone who’s ever been told they’re too much and took it as a compliment. It’s floofy, it’s fierce, and it’s probably better at math than you.
Stick it with intention. Flaunt it with pride. Let your stuff radiate high standards and high-maintenance fabulousness.
