Introducing the Miniature Schnauzer Decal — for surfaces that need more class, sass, and surveillance.
This isn’t just a sticker — it’s a tiny, judgmental private investigator with a beard that means business. Featuring iconic eyebrows, a face full of opinions, and the energy of a dog that’s 60% bark and 40% municipal watchdog. Place it on your car, laptop, or favorite water bottle and suddenly your whole vibe says “I monitor the perimeter at all times.”
Crafted from premium vinyl that’s tougher than a Schnauzer on squirrel patrol, this decal is weatherproof, glare-resistant, and completely uninterested in your excuses. It’s the canine equivalent of wearing suspenders unironically.
The beard? Distinguished. The posture? Business casual. The attitude? “Don’t touch that, it’s mine.” This is the perfect decal for anyone who loves dogs with strong opinions, strong facial hair, and a daily need to alert you to every moving leaf.
Stick it somewhere visible so everyone knows your aesthetic is “grumpy but loveable authority figure.” It doesn’t drool. It doesn’t shed. It inspects.
Perfect for proud Schnauzer owners, facial hair enthusiasts, and people who enjoy being told what to do by a dog that weighs less than a bowling ball.
One glance and people will think, “Is that dog judging me?” Yes. Yes it is.
