Introducing the Dachshund Decal — because length is personality.
This isn’t just a decal — it’s a proud, elongated declaration of stubborn adorableness. With its sausagey body, bold little legs, and “I run this house” eyes, this sticker brings pure unfiltered hot dog energy to any surface. Stick it to your laptop, water bottle, or car and instantly boost your sass-per-inch ratio.
Crafted from premium, weatherproof vinyl tough enough to survive burrowing missions under blankets and very aggressive side-eyes. This Dachshund doesn’t fetch — it negotiates. It doesn’t bark — it shouts its truth at full volume for 12 consecutive minutes.
Whether it’s in classic smooth, wire, or long-haired form, this dog brings one consistent vibe: dramatic determination. It’s small but fearless, short but extra, and long but still somehow thinks it can leap off the couch without consequences.
Perfect for wiener dog lovers, chaos goblins, and anyone who appreciates ambition in a tiny tube. This decal is all attitude, minimal height clearance. Stick it low. Stick it proud. Let everyone know this dog may be built like a snack, but it acts like royalty.
One decal. Infinite sass. Approximately two inches off the ground.
